poonis

A penis sitting in, or placed next to, fecal matter.

"Crikey Gerald, you got yourself a mighty fine poonis there!"

by Darrel Summers October 11, 2007

POONIS

the genitalia of a hermaphrodite (part poon and part penis)

by David September 28, 2003

When you shove your penis in a piece of poo.

Yuck he just did a poonis!

by treeko11 December 13, 2007

The conjoined word of "Penis" and "P*ssy". It means someone who acts like a dick online or behind your back, but is too afraid to do anything irl.

"Back up, you poony."
"He's such a poony. He's all talk."

by WeweeSankido March 14, 2016

When a Poonis and a Woonis love each other very much...

MOM WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE THIS TALK AGAIN! I KNOW WHAT A POONIS WOONIS IS!

When a female is lucky enough to have enough length in her pubic hair and she can tie it up like a pony tail.

Hey Sharron have you ever though about tying that thing up in a poony tail it's giving me asthma.

by Tony Pail July 7, 2012

did you like that episode of poony tunes last night?
no there were too many poononos in it

by tom averis October 13, 2010