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no-comments-but-crisis policy

a policy and a way of dealing with one's company that has been widely in use since the media/banks/governments reported a financial crisis; it is a justification for various actions: staff reductions, cancelled payrise, lowered wages though none of these are necessary (because the company is doing well and needs no changes); it is a perfect explanation for everything if your general manager plans to fire some employees/cut wages and needs a good reason;
George: Crap, we're going to have staff reductions!
Will: What?
George: Yup, there were rumors, so we asked our boss about it, and despite good results of our company, half of us is going to be fired. We asked why and we heard that it was due to the financial crisis. End of story. Another example of no-comments-but-crisis policy.
by KurtSteinerPL September 16, 2009
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poolicious

(Adj.)Typically used to describe a delicious serving of poo.
Boy, Mom that meal was poolicious!
by Damn Near Rectum February 10, 2004
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arab foreign policy

The common practice among Arab males in diverse areas or the diaspora, of using non Arab women for sexual purposes only, while intending to marry or already married to an Arab woman.
Poor girl. He'll never take her seriously. She's just going to end up being collateral damage in Arab foreign policy.
by Tanet December 6, 2007
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pollicy

When politicians make decisions in order to improve their poll results regardless if it was based on good policy
Senator Smith recognizes that funding for that manufacturing plant to provide new jobs may negatively impact the state budget and double the rate on inflation, but he believes it will be good pollicy in the upcoming election year.
by Dennypeg March 26, 2010
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NFB Policy

The No Fat Bitches Policy, No mare is to violate the policy by having relations with an overweight female.
"hey I think I'm gonna date this girl" "Dude no, that violates the NFB policy"
by Fat_pussy_lips December 11, 2019
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Nobody Left Behind Policy

1. A technical and humorous term for a covert rescue mission.

2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
Nobody Left Behind Policy was enacted by the Congress of Beer Drinkers.
by Type2GenomeManiac November 13, 2014
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US Foreign Policy

a) something that cannot- and frankly should not-be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics.

b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
a child's note to President Obama and his goombah Hilary Clinton : this is not rocket science; since none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, you shouldn't dabble in US Foreign Policy, definition a).

his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2015
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