American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.
me: what a game last night
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?
Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.
Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.
Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.
Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.
Me: you're from Binghamton NY.
Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.
Me: dude. You're a pompadouche
by paul z ated July 4, 2016
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Stepping out of her limo with her nose in the air and her mink wrapped tightly around her shoulders, she looked thoroughly pompossified.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
Get the pompossified mug.It's a special moment , which means a moment that is very weird and/or awkward. Especially when someone talks when not needed(nobody asked).
*two people talking about something personal/intimate*
JEFFREY(entering the room): Yeah, I remember!
CANDICE: Bruh, who asked? That's such a Pomparau moment.
JEFFREY(entering the room): Yeah, I remember!
CANDICE: Bruh, who asked? That's such a Pomparau moment.
by alongusimposter October 13, 2021
Get the pomparau moment mug.A new-ish insult formed from the 2 words poop and ass. I first heard my three year old cousin say it to his mom. People who eat the poopass are certified Shit-Eaters, they guzzle it like they get paid to. A synonym for poopass is Shitassington, meaning you have a butt that no matter how many time you wipe people can still smell it on you. Sometimes it is also used to describe a poopass trait.
1st example
Little cousin: Mommy, mommy.
Auntie: what honey
Little cousin: you eat the poopass
Auntie: Watch your mouth!
Second Example
Me: I think Kim Kardashian has no skill in anything, she can't sing, dance and she's not funny.
Therapist:Would you say she has no skills then?
Me: No she is very skilled in being a poopass, since she's a certified Shitassington.
Therapist: She does eat the poopass.
Little cousin: Mommy, mommy.
Auntie: what honey
Little cousin: you eat the poopass
Auntie: Watch your mouth!
Second Example
Me: I think Kim Kardashian has no skill in anything, she can't sing, dance and she's not funny.
Therapist:Would you say she has no skills then?
Me: No she is very skilled in being a poopass, since she's a certified Shitassington.
Therapist: She does eat the poopass.
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