person 1: hey, how is your wife?
person 2: which one? Jolene or Hannah?
person 1: wait? you have more than one wife? isnt that cheating?
person 2: nah, its called being polyamorous
person 1: uhm no, its called being a cheater
person 1: if youre married to two people at a time, its called cheating! does Jolene even know youre maried to Hannah?!
person 2: yup! and she is okay with it! she has her other husband as well!
person 2: the only way fot these relationships to work is honesty, so we tell eachother everything
person 1: wow, okay then, sorry i judged you
person 2: its cool...
person 2: and Jolene and Hannah are fine by the way
person 2: which one? Jolene or Hannah?
person 1: wait? you have more than one wife? isnt that cheating?
person 2: nah, its called being polyamorous
person 1: uhm no, its called being a cheater
person 1: if youre married to two people at a time, its called cheating! does Jolene even know youre maried to Hannah?!
person 2: yup! and she is okay with it! she has her other husband as well!
person 2: the only way fot these relationships to work is honesty, so we tell eachother everything
person 1: wow, okay then, sorry i judged you
person 2: its cool...
person 2: and Jolene and Hannah are fine by the way
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Polly is extremely nice to everyone but if u aid anything bad about her she isn’t afraid to say something to u. In order for u to get all the love and respect from her u want, u must first test her right. She was taught to never change for anyone and to stay herself. She loves to share and give u warm hugs. She’s a great listener and has the best advice ever. She loves proving her point and has good arguments. She always makes activities fun and is loud (in a good way). She is a naturally born leader. She can be a little cold and subtle at time but at least you know she will ALWAYS be honest with you. Stay on her good side or else bad things await you. She can give you the cold shoulder if she feels like you want her to change herself. She has stunning eyes like a tiger. Her hair is long and flowy. She has a charming smile and adorable laugh. She is an amazing human being.
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Lola: He's a pollygop, he completely mad.
Zombies are such pollygops, because they can't think really.
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Zombies are such pollygops, because they can't think really.
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Get the polly-faye andrews mug.polylaborous adj - the condition of hustling multiple gigs and concurrent employer/employee relationships; the cost of living in the SF Bay Area.
“I teach yoga in the morning, walk dogs in the afternoon and bartend most nights that I’m not teaching shibari; you could say I’m polylaborous.”
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