Police

fuckers who take your weed and smoke it at home

damn cops searched me and found my hydro

by ayout March 4, 2003

police

Good men and women who are highly disrespected, mainly by the low-life criminal scum that they have to deal with. If a cop caught you smoking pot, and told your mommy, and you got in weally big twouble wiff your mommy, don't blame the cops for messing up your life. That's your own doing, it's what happens when you abuse crap like that. Respect the police, you can't respect a whole lot of other people nowadays.

Example(16 year old idiot stoner)=Dude, the police caught me smoking weed and told my mom. I'm real bummed because my mom got real mad at me and like, I was grounded. Damn, man.

Example(Inner city "gangsta")=WTF dog, you trippin', all I did yo was stuff that 13 year old girl's hole and then pop her wiff my piece, yo. Why you hatin'? Damn police! Snap, you messin' my vibe, homes!

by The guy whose name you don't know December 12, 2008

Police

the dumass idiots that arreested you for skateboarding

damn bitch, took ma board

by rusty February 13, 2003

Police

(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist

The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.

by Tom Honeyfield May 13, 2005

police

highschool outcasts who never had any friends, so they feel as if they should take out their anger on society (mainly blacks) to compensate for their pathetic lives. commonly known as the lowest form of life.

Police are little bitches with guns that can't fight. A Marine (myself) would murder a cop with his bare hands. Cops are PUSSIES!!

by John Cena (The Marine) November 9, 2008

Police

Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.

Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.

by Lord October 6, 2003

Police

A wonder person who keeps bad people away and keeps you safe. They can be sweet and funny or strict and unpleasant.

Wow that police officer just saved her life.

by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019