Peetoot

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

by Thrikal January 25, 2010

Petorials

1.) Square pectorials that resemble something off the Wendy's value meal. Petorials tend to be groomed and tanned with oil but it is not uncommon to find ungroomed and oiled up burger pecs.

Pronounced - Pete-or-ials

Example 1.) Damn, did you see that guy over there? He has some greasy ass petorials. Reminded me of a burger I had the other day.

by mdk_dl March 24, 2010

petochita

a girl who is very pretty, cute, precious, and the perfect example of perfection.

hey look out that girl, she is so petochita

by Dr. definicion August 7, 2011

poetically damned

someone so beautiful that their beauty cannot be described in words.

guy 1- dude, have you seen beth today? shes so.... so....
guy 2- dont hurt yourself, mate. that chick is poetically damned. youll blow a fuse if you try describing her.
beth- hey guys ;p whats up?
guy 1&2- uhhhhh *drools*

by lorenzo mactire December 27, 2011

peetotaler

A person who doesn't drink, but likes to witness or participate in the act of being peed on (goldenshower).

Did you read the Steele dossier? It mentions the Potus is a peetotaler.

by Ron R. (PD) October 17, 2020

Poetry Basics

Poetry is simple, i will break it down in 3 parts, the opening , the middle and last and probably least the ending. The opening is arguably the most important part as here you are able to show how truly white and privileged you are so you attract all the 40 year old women reading your work and make them think that your bullshit is very deep and is so emotionally dense. Start with something like "And I therefore I am so" or " Because I could not stop for Death" or something that makes absolutely no sense is nowadays common English but people insist on writing like this to make the readers life more difficult. The middle part of your poem is important too, you should just take the scenario of your favourite porn films and use high level vocabulary to express your self so that the readers (mainly 40 year old white women) will think its peak romance. The ending is useless as no one is going to finish your poem, any potential non 40 year old white woman will have left by now or slept, and only the most elite of white 40 year old women are able to sustain as such, just write about some how the male of your romantic poem died or something I really don't care

Poem: "And I i will so be it in Rome I will suck you off Petrissa"
Whitest of women: "This is the best poetry I have ever witnessed, Poetry Basics really helped me appreciate this art more"

by ShitsJustAJoke November 30, 2020

chemical poet

Someone who writes really well under the influence of drugs.

He drank four red-bulls with his ADHD medication when he wrote that A+ essay. He's some sort of chemical poet.

by Slim Daniels March 2, 2007