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Take The Kids To The Pool

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"
by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011
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Nate Poole

Arizona Cardinal's Player From Marshall. Made game winning TD with no time left in 2004 to knock Vikings outa playoffs.
by Cody Nabors April 7, 2005
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fire pool

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.
Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.
by fiend31 February 19, 2014
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Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
by Business Horse June 10, 2012
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lukas podolski

A song heard at all German World Cup 2006 games, arguably as catchy as breathing itself. You may require counseling to get it out of your head.
"lu lu lu lukas podolski
lu lu lu lukas podolski
lu lu lu LUKAS PODOLSKI!"
(repeat 10,000 times)
by Ctrl1 July 10, 2006
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Pool of Liver

A mystical place in England somewhere, where four incredibly hot boys came from. Their names are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. They eventually met and formed the legendary band called The Beatles.
Freddie: do you like the Beatles?
Brian: never heard of them, where are they from?
Freddie: they are from Pool of Liver.
by Totally-Not-Ringo March 2, 2021
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stool pool

I play video games while sitting on the stool pool.
by otto 6669 May 6, 2009
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