ploppin’

taking a shit.

Sorry I’m late, I was stuck at home ploppin’.

by dan.thedongle February 16, 2019

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

Kabouter Plop Syndrome

Refers to a disease of some kinda making people look like kabouter plop character body shapes

A common symptom of Kabouter Plop Syndrome is swelling

by Jochem de Groot February 1, 2022

Fjurg Van Der Ploeg

Swedish Family Guy character appearing in 2 episodes of season 9: Love Blactually, and Tales of Third Grade Nothing.
He has multiple jobs. He owns a Swedish bakery, which contains a Waiter Cloozet, and gives people pieces of his hoot pii. He is also a world famous champion of the game of Shpoopel.

Peter: This is gonna be harder than beating shpoopel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of Shpoopel!

by Jonny B. Goode January 5, 2009

take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.

John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.

by Telephony January 17, 2016

shower-plop

When someone chooses to void their bowels of fecal matter while taking a shower, usually the result of laziness. The defecator must then leave the feces in the tub for someone else to deal with in order for it to be a proper shower-plop.

Chris was running late for work and did a shower-plop to save time.

by Barnaby J. Buttsnap III September 5, 2008