Bachelor Plate

A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.

Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.

Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?

Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.

Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!

by I got you back July 18, 2009

Plate licker

A person who goes to insurance, financial or real estate sales presentations where free food is served, who is only there for the free food and is not interested at all in the bullshit being sold.

Sales rep: "Damn plate lickers! Twenty people showed up for the free steak dinner and presentation, but not a single sucker - I mean client - signed up!"

by Boglehead February 17, 2013

dip your plate

To add food to your dinner plate. Term used in the south.

KIDS! Supper is ready....Come dip your plate before the food gets cold!

by Tangelina March 6, 2007

poopoo platter

Poopoo platter is a variation on name of the the Chinese dish; pupu platter. Poopoo platter refers to a load of shit left in a toilet thoughtfully left for you by the previous occupant. Generally by the time you've discovered the delicacy, it's turned the toilet water a murky brown, as the turds have started to disintegrate.

Hey asshole, didn't your mother teach you how to flush a toilet?! The next time I find a load of your poopoo platter left in the toilet, you're gonna eat it!

by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

Pittsburgh Platter

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

She squatted out a hot steamy Pittsburgh Platter for me

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

reach a plateau

To reach a point where gradual progress is no longer possible and stagnation is likely, where advancement can only be achieved by a sudden, difficult, and possibly risky leap up to the next level

I'm worried about Joe. Without a college degree, he could reach a plateau in his management career.

by ChemicalCastration February 13, 2010

Prateek

The most understanding guy who is often misunderstood by people. Shy at times but once you're close to him he's the wildest being ever. Will never let go someone he truly loves and is very caring loving trustworthy and loyal. Not many guys are as loyal as him. Grab him forever. He can be the cutest guy ever.

I'm in love with prateek

by Madcurie March 28, 2013