planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

by badback9 September 20, 2013

Plan N

Method of oral contraception, where the man pulls out and shoves it down the girls neck during ejaculation. 100% effective at preventing pregnancy.

I don't have any condoms but I practice Plan N, were safe.

by Dragikaze November 28, 2016

whats the plan

Teenage Lingo for... How are we gonna fuck shit up today?

(Wakes up hungover after a wild night) "Whats the plan guys, round 2?"

by Whats the plan November 17, 2016

evacuation plan

A plan which is useful in every natural or manmade disaster and involves one word: Run!!!

Susan: Honey, can't we listen to the d--n radio, for an evacuation plan from thwe city?

Steve: We have our own--run!!, run mofo run!!!

by Jose Gomez September 6, 2006

chan plan

A catch-all phrase in medical documentation to authoritatively direct further patient care relating to otologic conditions, both simple and complex, while making little effort to accurately diagnose or initiate treatment oneself.

Assessment: 6 years of left otorrhea following 4th revision tympanomastoidectomy by community ENT, fluctuating vertigo and otalgia with mixed hearing loss and PMH significant for developmental delay
Plan: chan plan

Assessment: Right conductive hearing loss and retraction on exam
Plan: Otosclerosis? CHAN PLAN

by WokeUpAnOtolaryngologist June 20, 2018

Master Plan

A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.

Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin today?

by mhurtado07 October 10, 2008

planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

by Yza January 11, 2009