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paddle sacked

when you put your balls in a girls mouth and slap your dick on her forehead
I paddle sacked the shit outta that last night.
by dicks mcgee March 28, 2007
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paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
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plaidalacki

The famous wordrobe of the gorgeous Sir Jared Padalecki that encombers a wide variety of colors, styles and all things plaid.
Check out that dude bro, rockin that outfit, plaidalacki style!
by samlicker742 March 16, 2010
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Plaid Friday

An alternative to Black Friday; Plaid Friday encourages people to do their holiday shopping with locally owned and independent businesses the day after Thanksgiving. Created in 2009 in Oakland, CA and adopted in New England in 2010.
E.F. decided to buy all his holiday gifts from his towns independent retailers on Plaid Friday this year, instead of trekking to the mall for Black Friday
by Somerville Local First November 24, 2010
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Paddle Whipped

A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.

Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.

Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?

Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax March 1, 2011
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Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.
TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.
by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017
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Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad
The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding
by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015
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