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pitfu

U need to PITFU
by Prominx September 9, 2003
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dirty pitbull

When a man is doing a girl doggy style and when he is just about to bust a nut he pukes all over her back.
Last night I was doing Angie after bar time, when the beers caught up to me I ended up giving her a dirty pitbull. I think I can scratch her off the booty call list.
by motlator May 19, 2006
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PitRadioMan

1.The silly J0X boss man who spends all his time playing DOD and CS.
2.One of the most cunning tactical brains ever to come out of Scotland.
PitRadioMan: when they die they will be coming out spawn soon
by #J0X August 31, 2003
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petrucciary

To play something so awesome that everyone else in the room dies.
Oh shit, I did a petrucciary, I killed the audience-said John Petrucci of Dream Theater
by Callum The Wise September 18, 2007
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Petrude

A person you meet in a dark alley or otherwise known as Phil Lester
Person 1: Oh, who's that?
Person 2: That's Petrude
Person 3: No, that's Phil...
Person 2: No, it's Petrude
by MarkitheMeme July 8, 2016
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PETRUS

a Legendary Jack Russel that is the strongest being in the universe!
Don't call PETRUS cute! He wil bust yo ass!
by VrikkenVisagie November 25, 2019
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pitbull

an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.

pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.

sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.

#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.

#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
by stlmxc September 11, 2007
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