pitfu

A motivational urging. Usually in FPS games such as counterstrike when players aren't following the object of the game and wasting everyones time.

Ir1337Hoser is such a llama. All he does is camp spawn. He needs to PITFU.

by Hypo May 8, 2004

pitfu

Pick it the fuck up

U need to PITFU

by Prominx September 9, 2003

PITBULLED

PITBULLED is another name for a repost on a forum. Originally derived from a member who was notorious for making reposts on gixxer.com

That topic has been pitbulled a thousand times.

by Grandevil July 30, 2006

Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.

I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.

by 960xxx September 30, 2016

Pitbull Rhyming

Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.

Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming

by revington December 30, 2012

pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013

pigfuckery

When a cop lies in order to violate your rights, arrest or convict you.

I wouldn't be in jail if it wasn't for that cop's pigfuckery.
lieframedpolicefuckedsetupfucked overlying

by Toytech4 December 20, 2014