pitfu
A motivational urging. Usually in FPS games such as counterstrike when players aren't following the object of the game and wasting everyones time.
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Pitbull Suicide
When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
Pitbull Suicide by 960xxx September 30, 2016
Pitbull Rhyming
Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.
Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming
Pitbull Rhyming by revington December 30, 2012
pitiful excuse for a used douche
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013
pigfuckery
I wouldn't be in jail if it wasn't for that cop's pigfuckery.
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pigfuckery by Toytech4 December 20, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.