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Cum Pirate

A woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your cum and impregnate themselves.
my ex is such a cum pirate, now I owe thousands in child support.
by angry man July 31, 2012
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english(pirate) language on facebook.

only the most ballin' thing ever. turns regular english into ol' pirate dialect. EVERYTHING is in pirate language. personal favorites are bewitched portraits(videos), find this pleasin' to the eye(like), month o' showers(april), be wheghin' in(commenting), bottled message(new message), grains o' sand(seconds), has gone ashore(signed off),one grog fest sighted(one event invite), shots o' rum,(minutes)livery bilge raps be sendin' ye news(updates)....... the list goes on.
this english(pirate) language on facebook. is hilarious! lol, i reported someone and it said "report this here landlubber t'Cap'n and make em walk the plank!"
by umwho'sthis? May 6, 2009
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Pirates of Optimization

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
by decompresion December 21, 2008
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Disgruntled pirate

to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!";

See Pookey-Tim
"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"
by Spunk Masta flex October 16, 2004
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pirate smile

- transitive verb (Synonym - a roguish smile : a dishonest or immoral smile that causes trouble)
1 : A pirate's smile is a smile that will make you do anything. You know you're gonna do it, right, wrong, good, or bad you're gonna do it anyway.

2 : A smile that causes a person to do something just for the adventure or adrenalin rush with abandon (with abandon - 1 : An action done without concern or an action done carelessly/flippantly.)

3 : It's a smile that says, "I'm a nice person, but don't mess with me because I can be nasty if I have to."
When Angelica Teach flashed Captain Jack Sparrow her classic pirate smile across the room, he knew without even knowing her plan of escape that he was in it all the way, with abandon, for yet another great adventure.
by mjollnir59 February 15, 2015
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Moonlight Pirates

Bros who meet up on Full moon evenings for Pirate cosplay.

Activities may include fencing each others peg legs, shivering each others timbers and definite ass play.

Evening ends when all participants have received a cum shot to one (or both) eyes. (Reminder to BYOE - Bring Your Own Eyepatch)
Hey did you see those Moonlight Pirates over there? Tighten your belts, clench your butt cheeks and avert eye contact!
by Ticklepickle32 April 30, 2020
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Friskey Pirate

Performing intercourse into a female pirate's eye socket who does not have an eye.
After I took off her eye patch and saw that she didnt have an eye, I friskey pirated her all night long.
by beefywalrus December 13, 2010
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