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phucktarded

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.
My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.
by Fara April 9, 2004
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phuckaduck

When one entails knowledge of extreme audacity or any such information that is shocking.
"Did you hear about Toby? He had a gangbang with his sister, mother, AND 3 cousins last night."

"Phuckaduck!"
by Fanjita July 31, 2007
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Phonkbeta

A middle aged man who wears a mullet listening to 80's music and cruises highschools in his camaro to pick up girls. probably a ginger.
Hey did you see that Phonkbeta checking out the girls volleyball team?
by Zbaek August 28, 2009
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Phukin Rite

1. An exclamation of 'yes'. When 'yes' just wont do the point your trying to make any justice. Used when you feel so strongly about something or what you are trying to say is so obvious that your are almost brought into a violent rage that someone has questioned you. Should be said quickly and abruptly with a frown as to snap at the clown who dare question you.

2. Also can be used as a celebratory phrase for hateration purposes, similar to YSND, to express the utmost fulfillment you receive at the misfortune, or in the most extreme cases, demise of others. Commonly used with a fist pump.
1.Person 1:I heard they brought back the 99cent whopper at BK...you wanna go?

Person 2 (enraged by the absurdity of of his intentions being questioned): PHUKIN RITE!!

2.Person 1: Hate update: Bert was dumpster diving yesterday and got three toes bitten off by a gigantic rat....

Person 2: (celebratory fist pump) phukin rite...
by LB Da Milkman May 9, 2010
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phat phuck

A more politically correct way to call somebody a fat fuck via email, text, or letter. A way to not 100% offend your intended audience.
Man Ryan sure is a phat phuck.
by Scrib5 April 17, 2010
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boto phucket

A term used when photo bucket isn't exactly being particularly cooperative with you.
by lightxspeed April 17, 2009
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peter phung

The BEST looking asian kid in the world. The envy of all living males. Also known as Petey.
Damn I wish I was as good looking as Peter Phung
by Kiet June 17, 2004
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