Photophilia

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.

She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Iceberg Photo

A photograph that has been posted on any social networking site by a large person in which they appear to be of normal size, usually taken from an elevated angle or just a head shot, like an iceberg...only a small percentage of it is seen from above the water.

I was facebook stalking this chick and she looked pretty hot, little did I know that I was looking at iceberg photos...she was about 265 pounds.

by GrillinMojo June 1, 2011

baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse

when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage

by Macktown July 16, 2018

Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

by impotate April 16, 2011

Photogenlightenment

The transcendent state of being in which one looks good in any and all photographs, without any apparent effort.

Elliot: Man, how does Albert look good in every picture? We need him to teach us how to be photogenic.

Josh: Yeah, a long time ago I resigned myself to the fact that I would never attain photogenlightenment.

by Jetro9 October 21, 2011

photorealism

A style of painting emerging in the late 60s and early 70s that depicts perfect representation as in a photo. Subject matter is often mundane items like truckstops and shiny cars or toys.

The leading members of the Photorealist movement are Richard Estes and Chuck Close. Photorealism is really shiny.

by monkiki July 18, 2006

Myspace Photo

a picture taken usually by ones self with exessive amounts of greasy dyed black hair covering a large portion of expressionless face.

'go comment on my new pics plllllllllleeaaaase'

(even though you have 6 other pic that look exactly the same)

by Noma March 7, 2005