Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.
by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019
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Christie Alyce Phillips
She is funny,cute,hot,attractive literally the most sweetest-nicest chick you could ever meet and makes your life million times better.If you get the chance to meet someone such as her i suggest you treasure it with all of your heart and keep it forever :P
She is funny,cute,hot,attractive literally the most sweetest-nicest chick you could ever meet and makes your life million times better.If you get the chance to meet someone such as her i suggest you treasure it with all of your heart and keep it forever :P
by JayfK December 11, 2010
Get the Christie Alyce Phillips mug.A small city near route 22 and 78 in New Jersey. Practically a place loaded with drugs, pedophiles, sex offenders, preps, emos, and majority of the Phillipsburg school district is filled with retards. Thank the Projects for that, and the irresponsible parents with crack babies. Mainly a Joint for people on route 22 to stop and get coffee where the pakis own their joint shops/ gas stations. We also have a shit mall you can experience with nothing you'd ever want to buy unless for someone you hate. Like stds, parasites, and diseases?! Phillipsburg is the place for you! Not to mention Phillipsburg is also huge rivals with Easton PA where even more scum grows. Phillipsburg High School also has far too much pride for the little shitty 31 tailors they posses. Phillipsburg High School is also a historical place considering the school was built in the early 1900s and is already crumbling! Also if you're really lucky on a nice hot summer day going down the pot-hole filled road called south main street you can smell the sewer plant that rests right near the street!
"Is this hell?"
No this is Phillipsburg.
"What is that horrible stench and where is it coming from?"
Hmmm smells like South Main Street in Phillipsburg with the sewer plant
"Why can't I find anything good to buy?"
Because all the good stuff gets stolen and this is the Phillipsburg Mall
"Are we in Atlantic City? I see a boardwalk!"
No that's the board walk for the Phillipsburg High School trailers.
"Why is that old man looking at me?"
Because he's a pedophile and he wants you. He was obviously born and raised in Phillipsburg
No this is Phillipsburg.
"What is that horrible stench and where is it coming from?"
Hmmm smells like South Main Street in Phillipsburg with the sewer plant
"Why can't I find anything good to buy?"
Because all the good stuff gets stolen and this is the Phillipsburg Mall
"Are we in Atlantic City? I see a boardwalk!"
No that's the board walk for the Phillipsburg High School trailers.
"Why is that old man looking at me?"
Because he's a pedophile and he wants you. He was obviously born and raised in Phillipsburg
by A1i5ha March 4, 2010
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Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
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