Pessi

Pessi is a nickname for Lionel Messi as he scores most of his goals through penalty kicks

Hey, did you see Pessi' new penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games.

by Ayerssx March 17, 2015

Pessi

A player who has an astonishing number of cheerleader fanbois for someone who has not scored against madrid since ronaldo left and fraudulently wins ballon d’ors and golden boot all while walking around the pitch and cannot even do numbers in a farmers league.

Did you see pessi cannot even make a header when the ball is crossed to him?

by AirCR7 December 4, 2021

Pessi

A finished fraud from Argentina,loves statpadding against small clubs and gets 'GOAT' shouts

I have studied hard for my final exam, but when I reached the exam centre in the university of Barcelona, I found out I forgot my pen. Luckily I found a generous guy named Pionel Pessi.He said he made a career out of pens and gave me one. Thank you Pessi.

by Ndjdhdbbs March 21, 2022

pessimaster

1. Somebody who always looks on the dark side, thinks negatively, and assumes what can go wrong should go wrong.

2. A person who replies to statements, and situations ignoring anything good that happened and only points out the bad things

(Definition 1, Tom being the pessimaster)
Tom: Somebody's gonna come to school with a gun and shoot us
Craig: That's not gonna happen, man don't think like that

Tom: Dude you know there are crazy people in the school, someone will start shooting one day

(Definition 2, Craig being the pessimaster)

Tom: The running back just got like 40 yards on the play

Craig: But he didn't get a touchdown

Tom: He still got a big gain, and it was a sweet run

Craig: But somebody tackled him and stopped the play, so it wasn't that sweet

by Optical Epilepsy September 9, 2009

Pessifist

A person who believes in pacifism but doesn't really think it will work.

Steve was going to go to the peace march but didn't because he's really a pessifist at heart

by bassislife July 25, 2011

Christopher Pessibus

Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).

Christopher Pessibus is a potential explorer who can compete with Cristiano Columbus.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

Pessi

Another name for the ghost "Pessidog"
Can only be summoned in
1. Toulouse
2. Angers
3. Ajaccio
4. Brest
5. Clermont - Ferrand
Was last spotted at the Parc de Princes on the 3rd of April 2023 but disappeared when it realised Lyon was a big team.
Hasn't shown up in the Champions League since 2015
He was spotted in his ghost form in:
1. Liverpool 2019
2. Rome 2018
3. Turin 2017
3. Madrid 2016
4. Lisbon 2020
5. Paris 2021 (Where he resides now)
6. Madrid 2022
7. Munich 2023
8. Madrid 2014
9. Munich 2013
10. London 2012
11. Milan 2010

"Give my idol the chicken brest d'or bcuz he scored two goals vs them"
"Last night when I shouted "Penalty for Argentina, Pessi appeared and killed half the population of Estonia"

by honest pessidog fan April 4, 2023