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Penelope Salvatore 

An awesome character in a show called the vampire diaries. Takes no shit, and also is more powerful than her older siblings, despite her being the younger sister. Careful cares deeply for her friends, and the ones that she cares for, and is willing to go to lengths to protect those friends. Wise and is responsible for many things that her other, less responsible brother does.
"That's Penelope Salvatore. Think three times before you say something sus to her."
Penelope Salvatore by lisa.marie23 October 23, 2022
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Penelope Sanchez 

Is when a man cums in a womans butt and she farts it in the guys face.
After anal sex my girl tried to give me a Penelope Sanchez.
Penelope Sanchez by Rok Starr December 29, 2007

Penelope Cruz 

A seductive, sexy and beautiful actress. She has a cute Spanish accent and is incredibly hott! Penelope Cruz is a godess!
1) Penelope Cruz is a godess!
2) If Penelope Cruz were a lifeguard, I'd drown just so she could give me mouth to mouth.
3) Penelope Cruz is totally eye candy and I have a sweet tooth.
4) If Penelope Cruz were any sweeter, there would be a wanted poster for her at the candy shop.
5) Penelope Cruz makes all the other actresses look bad.
Penelope Cruz by Chris May 13, 2005

Penelope's wait 

faithful wait by a wife for the return of her husband, who has been away for quite a long time. From Penelope, who waited for the return of her husband Odysseus from the Trojan War for the solid ten years.
She has been waiting for the return of her hubby from jail for the last nine years. It is like Penelope's wait.

penelope rose 

Beautiful girl, very graceful
"She moved like a Penelope Rose"
penelope rose by DarlingDraco June 16, 2017

penelope garcia 

penelope garcia is the best person ever, she is in criminal minds. she is the most loveable person ever and she can do no wrong. everyone feels loved and safe around her
person 1: i think taissa farmiga is the best person ever

honey: false! the best person ever is penelope garcia 😁
person 1: what about jennifer aniston?

honey: no, it is only penelope garcia, and it will always be her

Penelope Scotland Disk 

Verb. The act of conceiving a child while making a pornographic video. Most common with Kardashians and other untalented celebrities. Can also be abbreviated PSD for short.
John and Sally agreed to make a porno together, however two weeks later Sally missed her period. It was clear that she had Penelope Scotland Disked with John.

Yo man, did you hear about Frank? He PSDed. He doesn't know how he is going to afford the kid either. His penis is so small no one will buy his pornos.