Meat pendulum 

A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used

As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.

Meat pendulum by Tissue tommy September 10, 2011

The Pendulum 

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.

"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"

The Pendulum by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015

Pit and the Pendulum 

A sexual position in which a/the female lies down while her partner hangs above her by his or her feet. With proper control, her partner can swing back and forth, performing oral ministrations on her each time his/her head swings by the appropriate areas.

That was some crazy shit last night. I ended up doing the Pit and the Pendulum on some girl and almost fell and broke my neck!

Pit and the Pendulum by 10204329943513 January 2, 2013

Buoyant Pendulum 

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.

Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!

Buoyant Pendulum by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 18, 2010

the pendulum 

when you pierce the skin between the vagina and the anus then put some string through it (a shoe lace). Then dangle a 3 pound weight from it and then swing the pendulum into the erect penis (chuckney channel) ta dah.

oh god my dick hurts from last night . my girl friend gave me the pendulum.

the pendulum by alex edgeington November 12, 2013

chinese mushroom pendulum swing 

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

chinese mushroom pendulum swing by anton enus November 25, 2009

the eternal pendulum 

The angelic movement of the pendulum as it swings from Fisty Cent, the 1st Duke of Milou, to Booty, the 1st of Tugwellian.

Booty's flying home from London, milling into the air stewardesses Fisty's on the ground f**ting himself. The pendulum would swing at a 46.6988 degrees angle from Fisty to Booty.

the eternal pendulum by C.I.C., The Zone October 14, 2003