puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Pedding

Any personal motive of transportation where one's feet are the primary source of propulsion. Encompassing walking, skateboarding, bicycling, jogging, uni-cycling, etc.

"Now just imagine if everyone did that while pedding along."

by gandgsand November 25, 2018

Pedeling

A derogatory and slang term, deriving from Eastern Scotland, describing a particularly fowl and lowlife person who may be delusional or misinformed about their status/popularity/likeability etc.

He shouldn't have been starting pointless fights over a Minecraft joke, what an absolute pedeling

by - FTP - September 10, 2021

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025

Pedding out

Pedophile-ing out.

Like lezzing out, but instead of lesbians, its pedophiles!

Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.

Friend: okay..

Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out

by fatshin August 17, 2025

Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018

Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019