Jasmine Dragon Pearls

A sex act that is a combination of the "angry dragon" and "teabagging," in which the receiving partner swallows ejaculate, passes it through their nose, then has their partner drag their testicles across their semen-covered face, creating the illusion of "pearls." Named for a flavor of tea.

"My girlfriend and I tried some kinky shit last night - she let met give her some jasmine dragon pearls!"

by ilikefishsticks April 15, 2009

digging for pearls

digging in your nose for large boogers

My nose was bothering me so I went digging for pearls.

by Liz K. January 30, 2007

dirty pear

also called the hairy pear. Better known as the womens vagina.

I slowly licked her dirty pear.

by The Mush August 22, 2007

dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")

Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021

Upside-down Pear

A person whose chest sticks out relatively farther than their buttocks.

Her body type is like an upside-down pear.

by EmmettLBrowneEmmettLBrown April 28, 2022

do the pears

Move to apartments. Also means literally do the pears.

Dude, I'm gonna do the pears.

by Garfield135 October 4, 2007

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025