Payton

Payton: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, Paytons are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

A Payton cleared the entire city of fat people.

by MickeyMouse1010101 November 9, 2010

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 1, 2003

Payton

Payton is a very interesting person. She has cool ideas, is a fast runner, and loves talking with you. It's impossible to not like her, because of her cheerfulness and the way she is. She can brag sometimes, but in a joking manner that just makes you laugh. She likes singing with you and making up dances to songs, and loves making music videos with her friends. Payton is pretty, bright, and wonderful!

"Hey Payton!"
"Hey!!!"
"So watcha been up to this weekend?"
"I made a mural of melted crayons and made a music video of Wide Awake, check it out!"

by $p@rk October 7, 2012

paytonsaurus rex

a mean dinosaur

she is a paytonsaurus rex

by basketballer55 May 26, 2009

Payton

A very beautiful young lady, name originally came from royal family of Scotland. Also used in place of the word beautiful, lovely, peace-like.

You are looking very Payton today!

by KingofHearts69 December 18, 2016

Dirty Payton

the thiccest girl you'll ever meet, she do know how to throw it back on tik tok.

Damn dude did you see that Dirty Payton

by MyMomNameDave April 19, 2020

Padongdong

A word used to describe the male genitalia.

My friend, below the waist and between the thighs hangs the padongdong.

by Roadside Jesus February 26, 2008