Pavement princess 

Makenna clement

Makenna drives a pavement princess

Pavement princess by Shshsgsysbs April 11, 2022

pavement stone counter 

traffic that is so slow and horrendous that you can literally look out the window and count the stones embedded in the freeway pavement.

There was a pavement stone counter on Interstate 80 today because some illegals caused a car accident that flipped a semitruck over and caused 5 other cars to crash.

pavement stone counter by crudmonkey May 16, 2022

Pavement Worm

Someone who wastes their life doing something that will ultimately be their demise.

Similar to worms lying on wet pavement only to be dried up by the sun the very next day.

Those kids in college are a bunch of pavement worms…

Pavement Worm by Brad Dog April 16, 2026

Pavement Ape

A moronic male who can not function in a free society.

He is always acting like a Pavement Ape in public.

Pavement Ape by Mr. Right Minded December 9, 2025

North American Pavement Ape 

Antique farm equipment.

Pants sagging nappy haired black trash

It's a shame these North American Pavement Apes bring human black people down.

North American Pavement Ape by TruckFrump May 21, 2018

North American Pavement Ape 

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.

Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

North American Pavement Ape by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011

pounding the pavement 

going out looking for a job

"I got laid off on a Friday,but by the following Monday I picked up the want ads and started pounding the pavement."

pounding the pavement by Bungalow Bill May 11, 2007