Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.
by elputoamo March 16, 2015
Get the Patronely mug.A hangover.
(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
by The Silly Human February 22, 2011
Get the Patron strain of the Mexican flu mug.A fear of being attacked by or having one's attack countered by a Patronus. Symptoms include paranoia around fog machines, nausea when hearing about or viewing Bambi, fear of sudden bright lights and occasional fainting due to hearing the EXPECT yelled loudly.
Griffendor student: yo, WTF is wrong with that RavenClaw?
Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.
Slytherin student: looks like she got that Patronuphobia, dude. She shouldn't have come to this GaGa show.
by Cephklok June 11, 2011
Get the Patronuphobia mug.Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.
by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017
Get the Patronous mug.by Petski March 15, 2023
Get the Petronella mug.The act of appointing someone to a public office for literally any reason other than their ability to hold a public office.
An example of patronage is electing a man who is clearly suffering from a mental decline, and a woman who has ruined several people's lives just because she is a woman, to get rid of a man whom you hate for no reason.
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by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
Get the Patronage mug.Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.
Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.
by joepillowpants February 23, 2011
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