patricia raglin

Kapaun Mt Carmel in Wichita, Kansas was built around this ancient deity. Ms. Raglin exists out of time, and God turns to her for guidance and counsel. She holds the keys to Heaven and Hell, and Hell consists primarily of cheaters and gum-chewers. One cannot quantify the value of her class or the amount of extra credit given in a year's time. During the enlightening and philosophically enriching time that is AP English IV, a wooden rocking horse can be likened to masturbation. If you are chosen as one of her inner sanctum (Colloquially referred to as National Honor Society), one may reach a new level of enlightened consciousness. The psychologically "enriching" activity, also known as essay writing, increases the intellectual capacity of the human brain tenfold; furthermore, sentence patterns exponentially magnify this transformation of the mind (Sentence Pattern 1a). Finally, we come to perhaps the highest regarded activity of all: Book Chat. Book Chat is the discussion of extremely reputable novels (i.e. young adult novels) with the most astute of scholars at Kapaun Mt Carmel. To summarize, Raglin is perhaps the greatest professor to ever grace our insignificant planet, and her classes expand the power of the brain to the nth power.

In all honesty though, English class with Patricia Raglin consists primarily of total bullshit and lots of Sparknotes reading. The only thing you might learn is how fake it till you make it.

Patricia Raglin is the antithesis of a good English teacher, but her class is fucking hilarious.

by wegalize_leed November 9, 2017

PATRICK STUMP

Lead singer of FOB.
Producer of 'Like Vines' and 'Viva La Cobra'

Loves Prince.
And David Bowie.

Nothing sus.
Lets see you write a slash out of that one!

"I got range, I got range like no mother fucker knows" -Patrick Stump

by KissMySASS! November 14, 2007

Neil Patrick Harris

Legendary.

Neil Patrick Harris: "I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be - what's the word? LEGENDARY."

by anteko February 12, 2009

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Very Bad Person December 17, 2019

Pull a Patrick

When a player seduces someone and compliments them just for fun for a while then slowly lets them down and say we shouldnt go out and i dont like u anymore after a certain period of time. A Patrick can last between 10 minutes to even a week.

I dont like her anymore so im gonna dump her but I dont want her to cry. So i'm gonna pull a patrick and compliment her so when i break up with her she wont be as sad.

by omgxchaaaad March 8, 2011

State Patricks's Day

A holiday created by Penn State students in 2007. It was celebrated on March 2, because spring break was scheduled over St. Patrick's Day (March 17). Many students begin lining up outside of bars and drinking as early as 6AM to celebrate. The festivities last the entire day as students wearing green show up drunk to class, or don't go at all. Many parties are held at night, featuring green beer and green jungle juice.

Student: Last night was ridiculous, I had so much fun celebrating State Patricks's Day!

by hem135 March 14, 2007

Patrick Stump

1. Lead vocalist for the best softcore rock band Fall Out Boy.
2. A fcuking adorable guy.
3. Most often caught wearing a hat, with his awesome sideburns hanging out the sides, and his glasses.

Did you see Pats glasses fall off when he went crowdsurfing? Hes so hXc!

by Hannahhhhh July 8, 2005