STINKY ASS SMELLY STRING BEAN LOOKIN POSSUM, NAKED MOLE , NO JOB HAVIN, FUCK NECK, FINGERIN LIL KIDS BUTT HOLES!
by big dougie mayessy April 4, 2011
The act of checking both your front pockets with your hands without actaully going inside the pocket to make sure you have everything. Includes checking for your cell phone, wallet, keys, etc. (usually all of these). If you don't feel the items you are looking for you may move onto checking your other pockets.
by EFarr November 7, 2007
A person online who chooses causes, catastrophies, and news events to support OR boycott. Pat-Pat Commando's read about something online or hear half of a story on the news and then choose to take a stance in an effort to collect as many "Pat-Pats" from Efriends as possible. The Pat-Pat Commando typically communicates through every-single-effing forum and social network they can find and typically leave said network if they do not receive the correct amount of attention to suit their drama ridden narcissistic needs.
Hey! Did you see what that Pat-Pat Commando posted? She is on her politically correct high horse calling people racists again.
by Mrs. Pickles June 27, 2013
A “Pats” is a swimbait used to catch monster Bass, the original bait was carved from the handle of Thor’s hammer. Pat found Thor’s hammer handle while “shore banging” a lake near Mount Olympus. It is said the person in possession of this original bait is the only person that can create a working pats bait. “Pats” are created by adding holy water to the original during a lunar eclipse and the original can then “re-produce” similar to mogwai. Each reproduction can yield anywhere between 2-7 baits. Patsbaits.com was the first website ever created and it broke the internet. This happened in the year 1832. It took until the 1970’s for the internet to be repaired and put back in use the way we see today and that is why you cannot find pats on the internet. It has been said that there are currently only 3 largemouth bass in existence over 30lbs. Those 3 fish are all waiting for a “Pats”. Fish have been seen leaving water in search of a pats to eat. There was once a Young boy that could not walk, his father placed a Pats on the end of a stick and mounted it over his shoulder. That young boys name was Usain Bolt.
Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Boy: A Unicorn
Santa: Be realistic.
Boy: I’ll take a “Pats”
Santa: What color Unicorn do you want?
Boy: A Unicorn
Santa: Be realistic.
Boy: I’ll take a “Pats”
Santa: What color Unicorn do you want?
by trashman1978 December 7, 2018
The art of lightly touching a womans breast, touching it again before moving in for more of a grope.
by colonelburnell May 23, 2010
by Patrick McCafee October 26, 2020