parfitt

verb; When someone messes something up or does something incredibly stupid, it could be said that they had "parfitted up" the said-thing. Is replaceable with "fucked up" or "messed up".

"Dude, how d'your exam go?"
"I parfitted that one up, that's for sure"

"Mandem, watch me clear this pond"
"You're going to parfitt it"

by athelstan_13 June 17, 2009

parfaytayamose

Where geeks and atractive girls come together to party! It is a true rareity.

Man I was lucky enough to go to a parfaytayamose!

by Jonny, Jordan, ChrisB June 23, 2008

Parffit

Verb: To walk around pretending you have muscles

tony parffits all over the place but he's a total scrawn.

by looloobeans May 7, 2009

parfaiting

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.

That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.

by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

Sam Parfitt

The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.

Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.

by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018

parfitt

what people now say when they've done somethin stupid. such as releasing toxic gas in to a room where people work, endangering there lives and later needing two fire engines to stop the gas.

"look at him what a parfitt!"
"dont go and do a parfitt you ass"

by MC SHITHEAD May 27, 2005

Parfitt

A green piece of poop.

Damn! I just did a parfitt! Shouldn't've eaten that broccoli.

by jamal j. November 12, 2008