papping

fapping, and pooping, or, pooping and fapping. At the same time.

fapping I was taking a poop, and then for some reason I got a boner. I never like to miss an opportunity, for anything. I then decided to call my action a culmination of the two words.

papping

by hullahoopwounds December 28, 2011

pap

acronym for a patronising pat on the head, given by someone who's name begins with a generally.

damn, abi just papped me.

by bananamelon May 2, 2011

pap pap game

A game in which a male slaps his donkey schlong on his thighs it is usually played in the shower it got its name from the slapping noise from hitting his dick on his thighs

Yo, man, I played the pap pap game and it made me so hard bro.

by extraterrestrial baby monkey December 6, 2017

pap

Pap is boiled corn meal

pap is eaten with food instead of rice

by aktian August 26, 2004

Pap

To be stood up or screwed over by someone you're interested in.

He called me and asked me to meet him for drinks but never showed.. he totally papped me.

by dnaass January 23, 2008

pap

A word that my friends made up for another mate and now we say "pap the something" but it has to start with p, so like

"pap the pervert"
"pap the paedophile"
"pap the prostitute"

Person one: Haha bro make some more puns, they're funny
Person two: Pap the pun

by FUCKING NEGHEER August 9, 2020

PAP

Phresh as Phuck

-an acronym used to describe the level of phreshness which is radiated from the ornamental articles of clothing worn by a person. Fresh is not enough so Phresh must be used. One fuck is infinitely greater than an infinite amount of Fucks. Mindfuck.

Hey MC Turbz was looking PAP today.

MR PAP in the house!!

Aurelia is pretty PAP

by MCTURBZ November 30, 2011