when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
by bigoldshmeatus April 17, 2020
Get the Pandemic pussymug. The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.
Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...
by Davemarrow December 1, 2020
Get the pandemic lovemug. I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
Get the Pandemic Specialmug. A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020
Get the pandemic perkmug. Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
Get the pandemic rulesmug. A pandemic nazi is any one who will cast all thier hate against anyone who expresses an opinion or statement against what is popularly believed. They primarily live on reddit.
by Arbimo November 4, 2020
Get the Pandemic nazimug. The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
Get the Pandemic Fortymug.