Pandemicologist

An individual who believes they are an expert when its comes to pandemics despite no formal qualifications, claiming to have all the up-to-date advice, statistics and attempts to persuade others to follow their instructions.

Mr X thinks he's a pandemicologist, forcing us to follow his draconian laws despite not having any health knowledge or public health qualifications.

by JA7 January 23, 2023

pandemic project

A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.

Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.

Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.

by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023

Emola Pandemic

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.

Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?

by Denny Molden October 22, 2014

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Queen of Pandemic Productivity

The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.

Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.

by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021

Pandemicy

The occurrence of a Pandemic.

In 2009, Hans Rosling made an analysis about the pandemicy of our planet.

by Eighty-Two October 17, 2010

pandemic pound

When the weight of marijuana goes down and the price goes up.

BUDTENDER- For the same price you can get a regular pound of generic dirt weed and yes that is the name.of the stran for $1,000 or. Pandemic.pound of The Ghost of Leroy .

Patron - You would think since im already having.to pay corona tax on this ish it could at least weigh straight.

Silent stare

Ill take TGOL please. At least our State deemed this a living essential. So I guess its worth the pandemic pound🤷 ♀️

by Im 5280 Tiny April 3, 2020