Palestined

When you commit an aggressive or dishonest act on someone, and then play victim when they retaliate.

“I tricked my coworker into finishing the project and then buying me lunch, and when he called me out on it I Palestined his ass and told the rest of the office he was a sexist and tried to make a move on me and got him fired!

by Stoneydoomer December 27, 2023

palestine

A fictional people who never really existed until recently, but pretend they did for a long time.

Bro this guy was trying to Palestine my place, he came in trying to claim my home by squatting on it.

by Rilla Go December 27, 2023

Palestined

When you capture someone’s property in the name of your holy movement then you start spreading hatred and violence there, once pointed out about the wrong doing then you play the victim card.

A guy allowed some strangers to stay for couple of hours into his property as it was raining outside, now the strangers are claiming to be the owner of the house, once pointed out this is wrong, they are Palestined.

by Thepalestineexposer December 27, 2023

Palestined

Destroying one's own land by foolishly provoking and attacking an immensely powerful neighbour

The Pakistani general has Palestined his country

by Indyrap December 27, 2023

Palestined

"Palestined" (verb): The act of initiating a confrontation or dispute, only to lose the ensuing conflict and strategically framing the opposing side as the wrongdoers, thus portraying oneself as the victim.

After picking a needless argument, Tom Palestined the situation by playing the victim, portraying his opponent as the aggressor despite initiating the conflict.

by MohammadRaul December 27, 2023

Palestined

When someone lies to something is theirs and keeps trying to get it “back” even though they never owned.

Dude that guy is trying to kick us off our table even though the waiter put us here and he doesn’t even have a reservation. We’re totally being palestined!

by Fakestinian December 27, 2023

Palestined

When you won’t play nice, lose all your toys and cry about it for decades instead of doing something good with all the new toys the entire world has sent you, and then decide to blow up all the toy stores so no one can have any.

“Yo, why won’t Ahmed stop starting fights when he’s lost 15 of them, he’s ruining the playground for everyone.”

“I dunno bro, we all getting Palestined”

by LanadelZion December 27, 2023