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Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.
My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.
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Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.
Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect
by anonymous October 8, 2021
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Paladin

A class in the game warlords that needs no fucking skill
Guy 1: How do you play paladin?
Guy 2 : Just hold right click
by pal main September 24, 2017
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paladins

A very shit and cheap version of overwatch that only dirty scouse scums which havent got enough dosh to by overwatch as they spent all their money on food
‘Paladinsis sick play it everyday.’ ‘ Shut up jamie you scum’
by BigSchlong2k18 May 9, 2018
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March 13th is national retribution paladin day. Send your friends that play ret 5k gold as appreciation for their dedication to the light and bringing you the aura buff.
Bro it's national retribution paladin day, better send Derek some gold or he'll gquit!
by ratadin March 13, 2024
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Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money
Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT
by Junior ojel May 30, 2022
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Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...
Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...
by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019
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