by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006
Get the Fart Paddlemug. Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012
Get the Paddle Boatingmug. A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
by VeTe January 8, 2012
Get the Paddle Wankermug. Some sort of flat paddle used to hit people with, usually in the bum, thus the name bum paddle.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.
Also used to paddle boasts in some circumstances.
by Lafawnda 1013832 April 15, 2008
Get the Bum Paddlemug. by Randy Smith June 11, 2006
Get the paddling the canoemug. When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.
by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020
Get the Reverse paddlemug. A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.
by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021
Get the Pussy paddlingmug.