erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.

Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"

by Crazasta October 11, 2007

dutch paddle

Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.

Jas gave Angie a dutch paddle last night.

by John Swan November 25, 2006

Padded Bra

Also known as false advertising. It's a specially bought bra that is lined with cotton, air pockets, sand, water, or gel to make the boobs perk up and be natural looking. Common around teenaged girls.

Damn! Those are some giant boobs. She must be wearing a padded bra.

by ShelteredAshley November 6, 2002

paddler

what whitewater kayakers call each other.

you can only say paddler if you are also a whitewater kayaker. Just like nigger for blacks.

by trip420 May 11, 2006

paddlepop

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

puddled

Tripping extremely hard on LSD. Thoughts and senses amist. Could be scary or pleasant. Commonly used in the hippy culture.

Man, I was puddled during the second set of that Phish concert. I didn't recognize any of my friends and thought Jerry Garcia had risen from the dead and taken the stage.

by mcword October 21, 2006