packet of three

UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.

"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf

by Rob T Firefly May 18, 2010

Packard Goose

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

Fart Packet

A Taco Bell burrito.

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.

by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012

aqua pack

marijuana referred to as seaweed (aqua pack)

dope boy 1: better have that fire for me

dope boy 2: even better, i got that aqua pack #splash

by 4mywaterShawty December 23, 2016

Discord Packer

Someone that sits on discord all day yelling at other people

I'm a discord packer, run my 50 hours

by samitoThaPacker October 24, 2020

Packgod

The Packlord

Packgod vs Furry: Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about with yo nasty ass boy you better get yo 🎶autumn was an average kid that no one understands WOAHH! Mom and Dad and Grandma always giving him commands!🎶Lookin ass boy

by OneGuyThatCeoOfRoblox January 31, 2023

Pack my beak

The act of sniffing obcene amounts of cocaine.

Hey Debbie, meet me in the bathroom to pack my beak.

Im going to the club tonight..gonna meet chicks, dance and pack my beak.

by tboy68 December 23, 2008