PILF

Pizza I'd like to fuck.

Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.

by pharcyde21 May 1, 2009

Grindhoosering Pilferunds

Small crab like creature that crawl in ur ass while you're sleeping after you've had sex with a relative.

Its those damn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you arse pains.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

PILF

Podiatrist I'd like to fuck.

Podiatry is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower leg. Finally, we have a word to describe those hot foot doctors!!!

I went to the doctor today and let me tell you, she is one hot PILF.

Dude, I finally hooked up with that PILF I've been telling you about!

PILF, PILF, PILF!

by Detroiteah November 20, 2010

pmilf

pregnant mother id like to fuck

wow britney spears what a pmilf

by masterbating nancy July 7, 2005

PILF

Encouragement of sexual activity between too people. Stands for, "Penetrate It Like Fuck".

"She's hot."
"PILF!"

by alanc32 September 11, 2011

PLILF

Pregnant Lady I'd Like 2 Fuck

gurl: my mom is expecting a baby.
guy: damn ur mom is a PLILF.

by SPpride_805 July 12, 2004

pilf

verb: short for pilfer
- to obtain money or property by way of theft.

see also: pilfer, steal, swipe

"Noone can afford THAT radio, man. You gotta pilf that sh*t."

by ShadowK August 5, 2004