Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0

I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.

by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008

Schwab Puppets

All the WEF gangsters from Davos, Schweiz in this global conspiracy to bring in the great reset or the NWO.

Trudeau and Macron, and Zelenzkyi…. they are all a bunch of Schwab Puppets!

by Nanabozhoo March 15, 2022

Fox puppet

One who blindly follows the ill advised guidance of Fox "news".

Tea baggers are typical fox puppets

by Zigzac79 March 13, 2011

anal puppeteer

Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet

John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.

by Tailspinmb November 27, 2013

sweater puppets

(n.) breasts, specifically large, jiggling, bouncy breasts.

Check out those sweater puppets!

by Mango January 2, 2003

master of puppets

Metallica album released in March of 1986. Last album recorded with Cliff Burton, who passed away in a bus accident while on tour in October of that year.
Track list:
"Battery"
"Master of Puppets"
"The Thing That Should Not Be"
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)"
"Disposable Heroes"
"Leper Messiah"
"Orion (Instrumental)"
"Damage, Inc."

Master of Puppets is known to be the best Metallica album of all time.

"Dude, Master of Puppets was the BEST Metallica album ever! Rest in peace, Cliff Burton!"

by Miss Metallica 2005 February 3, 2005

sock puppets

Homer Simpson's greatest fear

"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"

by Snake April 25, 2005