Millennial-post-traumatic stress disorder (MPTSD) is a fake mental health condition that's triggered by an insignificant event perceived by millennials to be a terrifying event. Symptoms may include crying, whining and entitlement, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
by Anon63457 March 20, 2020
Get the Millennial PTSD mug.Marching Band PTSD is when you have gained PTSD from Marching Band. It’s could be from messing up or dropping during a performance, or it can be a little thing like showing up late for practice. There is always a consequence for everything.
Me: I had a nightmare. I think it’s from my Marching Band PTSD.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
Friend: What Happened?
Me: I was doing drill and I forgot my music.
by TacoBellShit October 20, 2019
Get the Marching Band PTSD mug.A psychological effect from playing too much Call of Duty or other similar FPS games. Usually includes dreams of being fragged, shot at, or randomly waking up screaming in the middle of the night.
John: Hey Tom you look tired today!
Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams
John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter
Tom: Yea I have Call of duty PTSD. I got fragged again last night in my dreams
John: Thats a shitter, Tom, a real shitter
by helios655 May 5, 2010
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I swear you'll never see anything like this
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by B.E reading are trash November 9, 2020
Get the QPR PTSD mug.The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.
by YEETHAN July 25, 2017
Get the marching band ptsd mug.A behavioral trait one may exhibit after a past of enduring one or more of the negative stigmas associated with the adult entertainment industry, then reclaiming ownership of their body when they leave it. It is characterized by them feeling a high possibility of exhibiting, or actually exhibiting extreme verbally and/or physically violent reactions to unwanted touch.
The guy's hand grazing her butt caused such a flashback to her time in the porn industry that her porn-induced PTSD made her immediately break a bottle and put it to his throat.
by LeNair Xavier April 21, 2019
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Severe trauma that someone carries with them from a traumatic event/s, in their previous life into the afterlife or their next life/lives.
(To be clinically diagnosed with PLPTSD, one needs to have around several symptoms of PTSD, beyond death/longer than a life-time).
Severe trauma that someone carries with them from a traumatic event/s, in their previous life into the afterlife or their next life/lives.
(To be clinically diagnosed with PLPTSD, one needs to have around several symptoms of PTSD, beyond death/longer than a life-time).
'The Roman soldier had a terrible case of past-life PTSD: He had witnessed his fellow comrades being most brutally tortured/displayed by the vile barbarians, in a forest clearing, within The Teutoburg Forest, at night-An event so traumatic that the memory of it was permanently engraved into his soul and he had continously experienced symptoms of PTSD (e.g. self-harm, suicidal thoughts, repeated flashbacks, paranoid delusions, prolonged grief, rage outbursts, trauma-related stimuli avoidance, etc.), even beyond death/in his next-life.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 7, 2022
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