Poopsicle

A popsicle that has been dipped into the anus of Zeus and covered in the nuts of John Travolta.

Emily ate a poopsicle last night. Afterwards, she gained mystical powers that carried her across realms

Similar words: peesicle, pooptart, shitsicle

by Fartfactory43 October 13, 2016

Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.

Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.

by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011

Poopsicles

Frozen shards of poop

Thats just a whole load of poopsicles

by Yonkerman December 26, 2018

Poopsicle

this is what happens if you cover poop in chocolate and stick it in the freezer

The bully ate the disguised poopsicle and vomitted and cried

by JingleJingle123 March 14, 2023

Poopsicle

Def 1: A frozen piece of poop, on a stick.

Def 2: A rude person

Def 1: "Dang man, someone would have to pay me a million dollars to eat a poopsicle."

Def 2: "Charlie is such a poopsicle, he went to the homeless shelter just to stare at them."

by tinyperson May 19, 2022

Poopsicle

A Poopsicle is the instrument that is being used during a blumpkin.

My poopsicle gets sucked on while I’m getting a blumpkin.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021

Poopsicle

A poopsicle is frozen shit and ice that animals eat in the wild like a popsicle.

I seen a deer licking a poopsicle! It’s teeth were completely brown.

by Fatlightning January 2, 2021