pooched

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

by Con August 3, 2004

pooch mullet

When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.

Sparky! Look here! Good dog. Show me your pooch mullet! Show me your pooch mullet! Good dog.

by TrE999999999 April 28, 2011

Poogatory

Upon finishing your business in the bathroom, you realize there's no toilet paper. You're stuck with shitty butt until someone arrives with toilet paper redemption.

Text to your roommate, "Bro, I'm downstairs stuck in poogatory. Bring me some tp!"

by dandelionfrazer September 7, 2014

pooch chops

The pubic hair surrounding the cushion top of a woman's vagina resembling a man's mutton chops on their face

I forgot to shave my pooch chops now my pubs are going to stick out of my bikini bottoms

by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016

pooah

A big poop

Hurry up the McDonald’s food is making me have to take a big pooah

by Hoodcc June 1, 2021

Pooch Smooch

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.

Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.

by BadAtty September 10, 2022

ooga pooga

An oof moment, often used for self-deprication and to deflect pain. Can also be used highly sarcastically. Often used between guys to belittle a diss or take the piss out of someone.

Jane: jack you're such an arsehole, I hate you.

Jack: ooga pooga

by oogapooga November 25, 2019