Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.

that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?

by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011

plank

A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.

I pushed my boss off the plank.

by Saints October 26, 2003

plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.

I've got a plank!

by Manshenstein February 24, 2011

planking

The act of having one's picture taken while lying down flat as a "plank" on some surface, generally in a public place.

Man, that girl is really photogenic. I know dude, especially when she is planking.

by Bod_of_a_God October 8, 2011

Planking

The act of lying flat on your stomach, arms to your side, all extremities straight back, all in posing for pictures to put on Facebook or other social networking sites

Joe was planking on top of a park bench and posted the picture to Facebook.

by HACKAMUH October 31, 2011

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017

planking

Lying face down on the ground with arms to the side of the body in unusual places to get a ''wtf?'' from people who are not accustomed to this activity.

Many plankers will take pictures of their planking and post them to the Internets to arouse laughter.

Some idiots might plank in unsafe places, resulting in stupid injuries.

Danny: Hey Drogo, did you hear what happened to Viserys?
Drogo: No, what did your idiot brother do again?
Danny: He was planking on train tracks and got hit by a train.
Drogo: Stupid Dragon.

by tincel1372 October 13, 2011