Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.
by TecateFox November 03, 2013
When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.
by booger stealer April 06, 2017
Friend - Hey, help me out, there is loads of them here
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.
by MistahMan2011 July 09, 2011
by Tblumps January 02, 2011
by doorknocking penis September 25, 2003
by handle your life June 24, 2015
An unintelligent way man or woman tries to pick up a potential mate with a one hundred percent failure rate. Only works if the person is beyond idiotic or has extreme low self esteem issues, i.e sluts or douche bags.
Examples of Pick-Up Lines:
Example 1:
A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"
Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"
Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."
Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."
Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*
Example 2:
Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"
Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."
Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*
Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."
Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*
Example 1:
A creepy man in a bar: *Walks up to intelligent, classy woman* "Are you Latina?"
Classy Lady: " Yes, I'm part Mexican." "Why do you ask?"
Creepy Man: "I have always loved Mexican women."
Classy Lady: *Rolls eyes* "And your point is?" "I have had this line used on me before and let's just say it's quit lame and pathetic." "This is why YOU are single."
Creepy Man: *Mumbles expletives because he got shot down, son!*
Example 2:
Trashy Club Slut: *Staggers up drunkenly to an intelligent "Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms?"
Intellectual Man: *Looks at her oddly* "No......."
Trashy Club Slut: "Because you look magically delicious." *wink,wink as she stumbles some more.*
Intellectual Man: "I think you need to sober up, and no thank you."
Trashy Club Slut: *Mumbles and gets pissed because she got rejected, son!*
by MiVidaCocina July 14, 2014