Pessi

The GOAT (Greatest of all Thieves), Frionel Pandres Pessi is a ghost from Rosario Argentina. He ghosts against big teams like Marseille, Lyon, Liverpool, Roma and Bayern, unlike his Idol Cristiano Ronaldo, and stat pads against relegation sides in a farmers league. He successfully became the first footballer in history to rig the World Cup and rob 8 ballon dors, 3 from his idol Cristiano, 1 from iniesta, Lewandowski, Neymar, Van dijk and Haaland.

Girlfriend: Our relationship is Pessi
Me: Our relationship is finished? 😢

by Cruzeiro7 February 22, 2024

Zane Pessi

Let Pessi cook, also Zane is a very special kid he loves speshing other people and is obsessed with Pessi

Zane Pessi loves Leo Pessi

by AcidCloudz July 18, 2023

Pessi

Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.

-"Oh, no! my favorite mukbanger, Pessi has missed a penalty yet again... :(

by penaldo and pessi goats 🐐 May 2, 2024

Pessi penaldo

two good footballers who played for madrid and barca in 1642 and they invented penalties

Who created penalties?
Pessi Penaldo they were the best in 1642 at footbal

by Igotaps7 September 17, 2023

Pessi

A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).

Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022

1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"

by Pessidoggyispinished July 11, 2024

Pionel Pessi

Pessi is a Argentinian ghost who haunts the burger league. If you shout “Éibar” or “Penalty” he will appear. If you shout “Real Madrid” or “Ronaldo” he will disappear.

A: “Pionel Pessi is so bad.”
B: *yapping session about how messi is better and Ronaldo is misstiano penaldo*

by PionelPessi July 9, 2024

Frionel Pessi

An Argentina's Ghost, who always hunted penalties and paid the referee to give him a pens. He is a heroes of Chile, Saudi Germany. When you shouted Estonia, Curacao he will appear. But When you shouted Bayern Muchen, Liverpool, Chile he will dissappear

A: Who is Frionel Pessi
B: He is a ghost of Miami

by Pessi & Pendu is finished December 18, 2023