Pessi is a Argentinian ghost who haunts the burger league. If you shout “Éibar” or “Penalty” he will appear. If you shout “Real Madrid” or “Ronaldo” he will disappear.
A: “Pionel Pessi is so bad.”
B: *yapping session about how messi is better and Ronaldo is misstiano penaldo*
B: *yapping session about how messi is better and Ronaldo is misstiano penaldo*
by PionelPessi July 9, 2024
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Get the Zane Pessi mug.Pessi is simply a fraud who only scores by penalties and being carried by his team. Right now, he is eating burgers in KFC league and that's why he is so bad. He also achieved "succes" (i'm lying) by stealing ballon dor from robert lewandowski and ronaldo the goat.
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Get the Pessi mug.Pessi is a ghost and penalty merchant who only appears when his team play against Bolivia or Eibar. People call him pen stealer
A: When was the last time you saw Pessi
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.
B: Oh it was a few months ago. He stole pens and then disappeared.
by anonymous January 13, 2022
Get the Pessi mug.A finished argentinian player who ghosts in big games. He is also known for stealing ballon d'ors (2021 penaldowski, 2023 paaland or penbappé and 2019 pan pijk).
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
Fun fact about pessi: he got 5 pens in rigged cup 2022
1: "why is pessi so finished?"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
2: "because now he's in the McDonald's league and eats 587 burgers a day so all he can score is pens and tap ins 0.5 metres away from the goal line"
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