Pearl Harbored

When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.

I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.

by asiangirllover November 19, 2010

bomb pearl harbor

To take a humangous dump that will smell for hours after the fact.

Sorry, you can't go in the bathroom. I had to corner it off because Jim just bombed pearl harbor.

by Hawaii Person May 22, 2004

pearl harbor

when 2 people are having sex in the bath, and 1 hires a japanese woman to come in and take a shit on the other, and run out.

whilst mary was having sex with angel in her 3x3 shower, hiroki comes in and performs a pearl harbor, unbeknownst to mary.

by billseph mcdougal March 24, 2008

Pearl Harbor

An enhancement of the Pearl Necklace. In this one where the girl must be Japanese or Hawaiian descent. The guy must yell "Banzai!" when pulling out of a girl when she's on her back and cum all over her torso in mutliple locations. Then while saluting say "Sayonara!", then get the hell out of there.

I was tagging this hot Japanese bitch and I pulled out while yelling "Bonzai!" and covered her chest with my load. Then I Said sayonara while saluting her, slapped on my clothes, and got the hell out of there. So I snuck in pearl harbor on her.

by El pato dingle June 24, 2010

pearl harbor

after giving it to the woman from behind you do a good shit in her mouth, leaving her with brown excraments pouring from her mandible.

damn, last night i gave becky the biggest pearl harbor ever.

by chinoface812 February 20, 2008

Pearl Harbor Drink

A mixed drink that disguises the alcohol so well that the intoxication sneaks up on you.

I thought I didn't drink that much last night, but those Pearl Harbor drinks really did me in.

by Vince and Meghan June 28, 2013

missing Pearl Harbor

First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.

Yo don’t go missing Pearl Harbor, ‘cause if you do, then yo dong gonna be hurtin.

by ass-burger December 29, 2008