jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 9, 2024

Pascal Skid

An extremely inexperienced computer programmer, typically who has history with the language Pascal. Who also tends to be wildly annoying and passive.

That pascal skid doesnt know what they are talking about.

by wisduckson December 8, 2021

Pascal

Pascal is a name of a human being that is tall and an asshole and a very gay person

pascal Is very annoying

by lucky_kitten November 25, 2023

Pascal

Gay ass mf who d rides hxh and always misses

Hey who is that guy?

Hot take: Pascal hasnt even hit once in his career

by SpikeIsPeak September 15, 2021

Dirty Pascale

When a girl sexually assaults a boy in the shower and then 'ships him over a decade later.

Bro 1: "That dude got Dirty Pascale'd."

Bro 2: "Yeah bro, he was 12 years a slave."

by ShowerSurvivor69 September 30, 2021

Pascal Sauvage

The villain and main antagonist of Johnny English (2003). He is a French prison magnate who tries to turn England into one massive jail, a plan which is found out by the eponymous English protagonist Johhny English. English fails to stop Sauvage's plans as his goons steal the crown and force HM Queen Elizabeth II (RIP) to abdicate, and it is now found out that Pascal is descended from a medieval English king, however the crown was stolen from him, and is now crowned King of England, however Johnny English manages to stop him, but accidentally gets crowned in the process; the crown is later returned to Her Majesty, as Pascal is sent to South France and diagnosed with mania.

Pascal Sauvage is such a thrilling villain!

by eefwffewwefergaerg August 22, 2023

Pascal Mania

Word used to describe the madness of Fans of broadway singer adam pascal who waited, got pushed, shoved and almost killed to meet and get the autograph of adam.

There was Pascal Mania today at baricades!

by pascallover September 11, 2007