Padookie

Noun. puh-doo-kee

A nickname given to a tornado that occurs in, or just near the town of Paducah, Texas.

That supercell is about to drop a padookie right over Paducah!

by stinkywx October 6, 2021

Dirty Padlock

When a girl is grinding on you and has her arms locked around your neck at the same time, making it impossible to escape.

Nick: Wow, did you see Austin last night at the dance? That girl had him in a Dirty Padlock all night!

Evan: Yeah i did, he looked so helpless.

by GFAEV423 September 29, 2010

wank paddock

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

by decembeard December 10, 2012

Paedolicious

When a girl, around the legal age of consentual sex but possibly not, is deemed to be do-able.

"Jim's daughter is so fine..."
"Is she 16/18 (eg) yet?"
"I dunno, but she is paedolicious for sure"

by J Spaceman December 8, 2007

padooka

period shits a woman gets once a month

"I have my period and I have to shit... ugh I hate padookas."

by lizmell January 20, 2008

paedo

Short for paedophile. Abuser of children.

"I heard his dad was a dirty paedo"

by gramsci July 24, 2003

O.A.Paedo

The opposite of a paedophile. A person younger than the age of 16, who fancies someone who is over the age of consent.

Person 1: Gary's 14, but he likes OLDER women.
Person 2: Well then, he's an O.A.Paedo.

by Wrayman May 25, 2009