I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m.

Where the lowest social class imaginable goes to shop or (more likely) just hang out. Great place to go if you have a low self esteem.

"I really felt good about myself after I went to Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m."

by Kindagawky2 January 8, 2010

A.M.P.M

Another Man's Penile Matter

You know something you might find in the park or at a strip club.

So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.

by Crunchyness June 20, 2007

C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.

I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

B.P.M.

The acronym B.P.M stands for Breams Per Minute.

James arrived at the wreck and before long he and the rest of the group were fishing at 1.5 B.P.M.

by green923jade May 29, 2017

C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.

I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"

by fiftypour August 20, 2010

Walmart P.M.

A tired/droopy/exhausted feeling experienced right when one walks into WalMart.

Person A - I can't sleep, i'm going to go to WalMart.

Person B - Ahh WalMart P.M.
Gotcha.

by brandt77 February 11, 2008