P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024

P Diddy

A penis diddler.

P Diddy created his moniker after diddling penises

by Himothy Turner January 21, 2024

p diddy

when something happens you just blame it on p diddy cuz why not

who broke the light? “p diddy did it”

who shit on the floor? “p diddy”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

P diddy ward

A ginger traveler, usually called Dylan sometimes grooms children

Oh look there’s p diddy ward getting arrested by the gaurds for being a groomer

by Yupbro March 18, 2024