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ORNAMENTALS

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.
I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.
by Lady999999 March 31, 2021
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chin ornaments

Noun

A playful and somewhat risqué term referring to a man's testicles when they are positioned near someone's chin, often during certain intimate activities. Also used humorously to describe any accidental or surprising chin-to-testicle encounter.
As their romantic evening went on, Sarah couldn’t stop laughing when Jake’s chin ornaments dangled near her chin, making her feel like she was in a dirty game of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey.”

Those funny jewels that hang under a guy’s belt can end up near someone’s chin in a weird moment, like when Amber was so into her Fortnite game that she headbutted her teammate’s crotch, getting a face full of chin ornaments and making everyone laugh hysterically.

Those chin ornaments look so festive, I almost put tinsel on them for Christmas, turning a cheeky moment into a raunchy holiday comedy.

During a slip-and-slide fail, Tom slid right into Joe’s chin ornaments, making everyone laugh like crazy at the ballsy collision.
by Chin-Chins July 5, 2024
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Alabama hood Ornament

Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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Hood Ornament

The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.
by Dragonslayerr12 October 12, 2021
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Delco Hood Ornament

When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car
What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.
by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025
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Garage Ornament

A car (usually a project-car) that has been sitting in the garage untouched for a long time.
“Is your car anywhere near running or is it another S chassis garage ornament
by Tenngage July 14, 2023
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Lawn Ornament

A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.

This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.

Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
by Always Obsessing July 23, 2024
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